I’ll tattoo your name on my leg.

I'll donate $200 if you tattoo my full name. My first name is "Carlin" but as I own a small patch of titled land in Scotland, my full name is "Lord Carlin Joel Cotgrove of Lochaber and Glencoe". I can send you pics of title details and ownership etc to prove I am not trying to make a joke. What do you think?