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  • India Upon Reflection

      31 May 2011

    Shefs a fickle temptress and we fell head-over-rickshaws in love. In equal parts lush, arid, scorching, mountainous, saturated with colour, chaotic, breathtaking, polluted, over-crowded, unforgiving, serene, and utterly unpredictable. We made it across 4500 kilometers of adverse terrain, hair-raising highways and most of the scenic routes along the east coast of the country to make it from Kochin to Shillong in fourteen days. We made it. Just. Wefve created an interactive Rickshaw Relief Google Map that tracks our entire route, including pictures and updates of misadventures along the way. http://bit.ly/mDCYKG? For those less technologically-inclined, our route looked roughly like this: img alt="""" src=""http://rickshawrelief.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/google-map.png"" I donft think any of us really knew what we were getting ourselves into. The idea was first floated, we watched a jazzy National Geographic clip on the adventure, and we thought, eWhy not?f On the day of the launch, with 70 oddly decorated rickshaws lined up in a field, revving madly, I remember looking at Bede and both of us mouthing, eWhat have we done?f We didnft even have a map of India. We had zero knowledge of the mechanics of an auto rickshaw and within 10 minutes of setting off, wefd lost one of the three shaws, one had broken down (turns out oil and petrol do not commune) and the third shaw (the filmmakers) realised this was going to be the hardest documentary they were ever going to make. We had a similar moment on Day Thirteen, as we stood in a team huddle, 9:30pm at night, in a petrol station at Siliguri. We had less than 24 hours to get to the finish line party and around 700km to cover. On a good 10-hour day of driving we were only ever clocking 350-400km. Wefd had a day of mountain pass/landslide setbacks, and we were exhausted and downtrodden. Our conundrum: did we drive through the night on pitch black highways with Jurassic Park trucks to make it or did we play it safe, stay the night in Siliguri and miss the party? Ifm not sure any of us remember who pushed hardest to do it but the next moment we were all agreed and Jonny was asking us to tell the camera if we had any last words for our parents (I think I said, gIfm sorry I caved into peer pressure in the endh followed by gIf I had to go down with anyone, it would be the nine of us.h) Which brings me to the nub of the trip. Through all the traversing, the highs and lows, the head injuries and the phenomenal sights and sounds of that unbelievable country, it was the friendships forged between the nine of us on Day One that made this adventure possibly the best thing we have done in our lives thus far. Many of us didnft know each other before India, a few have grown up together and with two girls and seven boys, we were sure it was going to be a high-tempered, emotional rollercoaster. But it wasnft. We looked after each other, we developed team guidelines, and wefve promised each other that wefll do it all again one day, on another continent, in a different chariot and with the same team promise to ejust be awesome.f For those of you who donated you made the difference. Thank you. Everywhere we went, when we told locals that we were raising money for an Indian charity helping local communities grow stronger, we were treated with the most beautiful smiles and the deepest generosity. For those of you who would still like to donate to SCAD wefre going to continue raising money until the end of June so you can send your pennies here: http://www.givealittle.co.nz/cause/rickshawrelief The documentary is in the works so Ifll make sure to update you all when the editing starts to take shape and wefve got something to share. If youfd like to check out our photos, videos and updates from the trip, therefs a hyperlink playground below: http://rickshawrelief.com http://www.facebook.com/rickshawrelief http://twitter.com/#!/rickshawrelief

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  • Day 8 - Highlights Package

      10 May 2011

    Day 8 Wefve reached the halfway mark and wefre still only about two-fifths of the way to the finish line at Shilong. Mileage on each of the shaws is clocking in at around 1700 kilometres of pure Indian terrain. Wefve traversed mountain roads, driven the wrong way down highways, busted through road closure blockades, taken the ricks off-road, plummeted into pot holes, and dodged cows, monkeys, rabid dogs, goats, camels, and elephants. Some of the misadventures have included: A near death collision with a bus. Harrietfs head wound. Harriet chopping all her hair off. Cranking Shapeshifter Electric Dream at full tilt while gunning it through the most chaotic intersections in the world. Do do do do do do do do do. Camera equipment falling out of the rickshaw on to the highway at high speed. Jonnyfs fault. Jono in his fluoro traffic vest directing traffic and flagging down the tail end rickshaws to keep us all in convoy. All three rickshaws driving side by side to complete the silver fern for delighted locals in passing vehicles. Being flanked by motorbikes wherever we go and having fresh fruit passed to us while wefre travelling at speed. Team Entouraj getting almost-hijacked by a highway criminal on a motorbike pretending to be a police officer. Harriet staunched the bastard out by barking at him and refused to hand over her IDP which he tried to snatch out of her hands at which point she reversed at high speed and gunned it into the distance, leaving him in the dust. Discovering a 1,800 year-old cluster of temples accidentally. Inter-team high fives and knuckle bombs while overtaking. The stray boys doing stupidly great shit whilst driving. The million beautiful waves and smiles we get from the people of India as we pass through their magnificent country. You can track our progress (and all the other teams) on The Adventurists site here: http://bit.ly/kJEX8M

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  • Team Unity

      10 May 2011

    Day 12 Wefre two days away from the finish line and there remains 900-odd kilometres still between our three-wheeled beasts and Shillong. Itfs anyonefs guess if wefll make it in time for the party but wefre giving it everything wefve got with two back-to-back 16 hour days of balls-to-the-wall driving. We clocked 850+ kilometres in that 48 hours but it took its toll on team morale. Yesterday was our hump day. We were shells of our former selves and patience was fraying as the night driving kicked in. For the motley crew that we are, the fact that some of us had never met until we landed in this immense country, and the proximity in which wefre spending our days, wefre doing bloody alright. Team dynamics are tight and wefve established some key guidelines for functioning as a unit. Balls to the wall ? an attitude to describe our Kiwi ecan dof ethos when overcoming challenges. Overtaking two trucks by squeezing in between wheels the size of our shaws? Balls to the wall. Being driven off the road into the dust gutters by buses and continuing off road at high speed? Balls to walls driving. Just be awesome ? our team philosophy. Pretty straightforward. Most often used when Matt Lockie is around. There is talk of team tattoos. Smashing it ? similar to balls to the wall but used particularly when taking on the unrelenting highways or downing a hot masala chai tea after a 5am start. Chai jokes ? Jono Schollum pioneered this pun-tastic game. It consists of inserting the word chai into conversational English. gDonft be such a chai hard.h gOh Dan Walker, youfre always chai-ming in with something arenft you?h gThat ant is chai-normous!h gWhatfs the chaime? Chai chaime. h gWinning!h ? we stole this one from the inimitable Charlie Sheen. This catch cry is shared between teams and is invariably accompanied by the inter-team rickshaw knuckle bomb. It conveys deep joy at the fact wefre smashing it through the Indian countryside with balls to the wall driving and just being awesomeness.

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  • Snap Back to Reality

      10 May 2011

    As Harriet aptly pointed out on our facebook page after it was all over: gWHAT DO WE DO NOW?h The nine of us have dispersed across the globe once more. Bede and Harriet flew away first to Thailand to revel in some further revelry. Jono, James and Matt indulged in the G&T generosity of their airline as the three flew back to Sydney and Wellington respectively, and Amie reluctantly boarded a fight to London leaving Jared, Jonny and Dan in various states of Delhi Belly with more Indian adventures and camel rides to come. There is far too much space. This adventure has changed our lives. You canft travel across 4500 kilometres of adverse Indian terrain in 150cc auto rickshaws, drive at night in the pitch black on notoriously dangerous kidnapping highways, skinny dip in the Bay of Bengal, have guns waved at you by patrol guards on the Ganges, befriend an entire village of women and children, collide with a bus, sustain electric fan head wounds, three-way spoon in dingy, non air-conditioned ghotelsh, get up most mornings at 5am, and eat, sleep, breathe each other for an entire month without testing friendship to the limit. We called it best friend bootcamp and we passed with flying colours. Not a single one of us complained unnecessarily, bled profusely, got overtly pissed off, disliked one another or made things difficult. We were balls-to-the-walls awesome. The fact we bypassed the finish line and drove around 30 hours non-stop through the night to turn up first at the party, book out all the best and available rooms at the party lodge and set up the welcoming party for the rest of the rickshaw runners says a lot about the way we did business. Real hard. We challenged ourselves in every way possible and came out the better because of it. Whatfs next? Motorbikes and South America have been mentioned. Either way, a reunion is on the cards. In the meantime, wefre still fundraising in May/June to generate maximum support for our chosen charity SCAD so please make sure you check out our donations page if you havenft already. Wefve raised almost $10,000 NZD. Thank you for all your incredible support. Keep it coming! We are constantly drip feeding images and videos to our flickr, youtube and facebook sites and the documentary will be tackled upon Jonny and Jaredfs return to Wellington in June so youfll be hearing about that once editing starts to take shape. Wefll also be updating this website with thoughts and stories as we return to normality and need an outlet for the withdrawals. India. Thank you for having us.

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  • Honk honk ? Day Three

      10 May 2011

    As Jonny Eagle once said, gDriving on Indian roads is like walking down Lambton Quay at lunch time.h The traffic ebbs and flows in unpredictable eddies and if youfre on the wrong side of the road trying to get to the other side youfre caught in the current and spat out in the opposite direction. It is quintessential survival of the fittest. Rickshaws are, unsurprisingly, bottom of the vehicle food chain so driving offensively is key. gBalls to the wallh is the mantra and we gun for the gaps we can make. First impressions are that road rules are entirely intuitive and subjective, and buses are most definitely the boss. Horns appear to be the only semblance of order and you use them for everything. gHonk honkh for going around blind corners. gHonk honkh for when entire families pull up beside you, point, laugh and shout hello. gHonk honkh for when you pull in to park by a roadside stall serving deep fried chillis and masala chai tea. gHonk honkh for overtaking and gHONK HONKh for when three buses are driving side by side and directly towards you on a two-lane highway. Next stop: Dindigul. gHonk honkh

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  • Everyone's a medic...

      5 April 2011

    ""http://rickshawrelief.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/IMG_0367.jpg"" Thanks to an astute and philanthropically-minded medic, our team of nine now has three top-flight amateur medical supply kits for when Harriet tries to triple-leg-spin belly flop from a tree on to the packs strapped three-aside to the top of the rickshaws. They may look deceptively cushioning but by golly my steristrips and swabs are going to come in surgically handy when that happens (and it will and we will have it recorded). Not only do we now know what Ciprofloxacin, Co-amoxiclav, Flucloxacillin, Buccastem, and Loperamide do but we have also been provided with some cracking advice on how to use our aforementioned friends including: ""Strong pain killer, use paracetamol and ibuprofen first"" (read: this one will knock you on your bottoms so be warned), and ""two straight away and then one with each loose poo so donft take any when solid!"" (read: you're going to learn more than you ever needed to know about each other's bowel movements on this trip so you may as well start thinking about it now.) Anyone else feeling like that strong pain killer? P.S. Donation lines are still open so please be kind.

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  • Bede's eye view to Varanasi

      5 April 2011

    ""http://rickshawrelief.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/BEde_opt.jpg"" />Varanasi is getting hotter everyday. Walking to my lessons everyday is grueling, dodging cars bikes and cows in the heat, dust and endless violent honking. Everyone here is trying very hard to make a buck off the next guy. Being careful with food, but eating heaps. Got sick for a day, ok now. I've found a new teacher, an amazing, world renowned guru, Pandit Shivnath Mishra, google that shit, doing lessons in his home with lots of good chai. Very musical family, they all chip in on the lesson. ha. Im learning heaps. Moving from my hostel to a family home I was invited too, can eat with them, very cheap, huge room, incredible rooftop views, sunsets, huge orange sun. I need to big stick to fend off monkeys as I use the bathroom. no shit. Holi fest this Sunday, making paint bombs tomorrow, then off to Gurus-ji's concert, featuring singing performance in the style of my beloved Qawwali. Mintness. Time for beer and to watch NZ beat Sri Lanka. It's great having the world cup as a backdrop to my trip. Missing you all heaps. I can see Rickshaw Relief will be absolutely crazy. x

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  • Jared O'Neale in The Sun

      4 March 2011

    Jared Pimping Out The Headlines Our very own Mr OfNeale is all over The Sun paper in Wanaka like a rickshaw rash. Have a click and a read aye.

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  • BREAKING NEWS: gNamasteh to Mason, gnamasteh to Harriet

      30 January 2011

    This week Rickshaw Relief says Namaste (goodbye) to James gtime-thiefh Mason and Namaste (hello) to Harriet genergiser-bunnyh Mcgregor for this Aprilfs charity rickshaw adventure across India. Due to work commitments Entouraj team member James Mason has stood down from the highly sought after spot in the two-week adventure pegged for an April 17th start. Although unavailable for comment he has been quoted as saying, gIfm gutted to be missing out on all the excitement of pushing a Rickshaw over mountain passes in 50 degree heat, I wish the Rickshaw Relief charity documentary all the besth. Due to the high profile nature of the Rickshaw Relief documentary, (following the story of 9 kiwi adventurers as they thrash 2-stroke mopeds over the length of India in the hottest season), the organisers had to think carefully about the replacement. Following an onslaught of applications for the esteemed slot on a rickshaw with Bede Eagle and Matt Lockie, a series of intense discussions and a process of elimination that would make American Idol contestants run crying from the room; the decision was made to replace the charasmatic Mason with the enigmatic dynamo, Harriet Macgregor. The enthusisastic and experienced traveller was ecstatic to be invited along the dash across India gI feel like I've won the lotto...I'm pissing my pants here!h The team welcomes the affable adventurer to the group, especially Amie Mills who until now was the only female amongst the crew. More information on the newest member of the Rickshaw Relief can be found at the teams website: www.rickshawrelief.com

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  • update

      29 January 2011

    g...the thing with Rabies is that in the case of symptoms,?itfs always fatal...h I grimly nod and the travel-doctor adds rabies to my expanding wish-list of vaccinations. At first, this sojourn through India was gonna be a bit of a laugh.?gItfll be toughh, they say,?gtoo hot for T-shirtsh, they say.?My standard response that gwefre filming it, so any conflict is good for the storyh is wearing a little thin today. Confronted with the discomforting symptoms of the numerous Mosquito-bound diseases such as paralysis, hallucinations and death; Ifm having cold feet, hot flushes and heart palpitations. Maybe that case of hyperchondria is coming back, Ifll need to start taking my course of placebos again. For the first time since agreeing to travel to India and road-trip 3500 kms on an urban moped, Ifm getting a little worried. I knew it was going to be life changing, but, maybe not in the way Ifm expecting... I guess the only thing to do is to prepare for the worst, hope for the best and hang on. Or is it let go? I forget which pseudo religion/philosophy Ifve subscribed to recently. Maybe India will answer that too... Or maybe Ifll just end up with Delhi-Belly and spend the whole month within inches from a receptacle. (Note to self: take a bucket) ?- Jonny Eagle

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