Galactic Emergency

I need your help—this is important. I need to raise exactly $1701. Yes, it’s a weird amount, but hear me out: Star Trek Fleet Command prime packs. This is a galactic emergency. Let me break down why:

I can’t access my bank account right now (the Ferengi banking system is down!).

This money is crucial to secure my base and keep my fleet fed—don’t let my crew starve!

These prime packs will help starving Fed, Klingon, and Romulan children everywhere. A truely galactic win.

My admiral is demanding bribes to fund her base improvements on Earth. I can’t afford it.

I also need you to hold onto some cut-price G6 ship blueprints until I unlock the ship. (But shhh—they fell off the back of a Selkie.)

Honestly, I need a break. These packs could help me finally take leave from grinding PvE missions.

I’d explain more, but I can’t video chat right now—“security reasons.” You know how the Romulans are.

Plus, I’ve got a ton of crew upgrades and ship repairs to handle, and this $1701 could patch up the USS Broke AF.

I’d give you my number, but I probably won’t answer since I’m busy negotiating trade routes in hostile space.

This $1701 is also key to my retirement as an Admiral. I mean, have you seen them lately? I swear they’re a couple of Romulan ales away from liver failure. Perfect timing to make my move, right?

I’d explain more in person, but I’m stationed light-years away and have been deployed for two years in the Neutral Zone. My social media? Sparse. Blame the classified Starfleet missions.