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Love The Beard or hate it, it's time to go. If it has made you laugh, cry or cringe, please help Oxfam & UNICEF with a little donation
Manawatu / Whanganui
An ode to my traveling beard
You made many laugh
You made many leer
You made young Asian children cry in fear
You caught food for Kate
You horrified the masses
You have have no respect, they can all kiss their own asses
You buckled women's knees
You drew handshakes in pubs
You were nearly called up to be Zach Galifianakis sub
You excited many a barber
You disappointed them all
"head only mate" was the call
You have been photographed for blogs
You have been caressed in the garden
You have have heard them all from Santa Claus to Jesus and even Bin Larden
You have blocked the sun
You have warmed a cool breeze
You have more likes on Facebook than the unbeard Bean
You have been combed and plaited
You have been washed and shampooed
You have drunk White Russians like that guy, The Dude
You have been twirled in my fingers
You have been found in my teeth
You have caught many things, even bird-poo to my disbelief
You have the texture of wire
You have the look of an old blue dog
You are the new mans best friend, with the strength to saw logs
That all being said, its time for a change
I want my neck back, thats not that strange
Hoo roo old mate, and thanks for the memories
What I'll miss most, is the smell of wild celery
We are trying to raise $1,000 for Oxfam & UNICEF by the 6th January so I can shave off the beard to respectfully attend Kate's sisters wedding... PLEASE HELP!
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