Taupo Challenge Done and Done!
27 November 2023Survived the Lake Taupo Cycle Challenge 2023 amidst nature's tantrum—50km/h winds, rain from all angles, and a freeze rivaling a penguin's ice bath. Wooden medal struts like a peacock on performance-enhancing drugs. Rode 160.87km, enduring more than a pirate with a stand-up comedian parrot.
Exciting news: $4000 raised for Dementia NZ, a feat more impressive than a cat playing Jenga while solving a Rubik's Cube. Your generosity flows like syrup on pancakes—huge thanks! The GiveALittle Page closes on December 1, so unleash any last-minute schemes; my dignity's value exceeds the national debt.
Miss the deadline? Fear not! Shower Dementia NZ with love and cash anytime. They welcome kindness like a dog welcomes belly rubs—enthusiastically. You've made this journey unforgettable, memories sticking like glitter at a craft party. Until next time, stay mischievous, stay generous, and if life hands you lemons, make a lemon meringue pie to share with someone in need. Over and out, you absolute legends!