Derby Stole my Human
Participating in Roll to the World Cup with Team New Zealand Roller Derby
Wellington
My human is going to Austria and quite frankly I'll be happy when it's over so they stop leaving me at home with my stinky little sister. Since they have been training I've had to feed myself, drink from a bowl because I can't turn on the tap, and they aren't here to meet my every demand!!...seriously people what am I going to do!! Honestly, with the cost of all this travel I'm worried I'm not going to get fed!! So to ensure the continous comfort of my kingdom, my offer is that with every donation made you will get a picture of me, yours truly, and I'll make my owner do a push up for every dollar. How else are they going to carry me around?
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We got our first donation 4 March 2025
I hear nothing but complaints from my human about how sore their shoulders are, apparently holding onto the bus railing this morning was difficult. I say pish posh keep doing those pushups.
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