Bye bye, boobies 👋 Ta ta, tatas 👋 New knockers needed!

I need to get something off my chest.

My back is buggered, my shoulders are sore, my neck is knackered, my spine is shoddy, my nipples are nearing my knees, and my boobs are just far too BIG.

I am 29 years old and have spent more than half my life with excruciating, debilitating back pain.

Since I started "sprouting" in primary school, my chest has kept expanding. At the start of high school I was a 10B, when I left high school I was a 12E. University (and the food in the halls of residence) left me with 14Es, I lost weight living in the Netherlands for a year but came home stuck with 12Fs, after my first baby I was in a 14G and now, after my second, I am a 14H (H stands for horrifically painful).

I have had crippling migraines (to the point of being hospitalised with stroke like symptoms), ongoing headaches and constant pain across the entirety of my back since I was in my early teens.

I have tried osteopaths, naturopaths, yoga, pilates, Chiropractic, dieting, losing weight, stretching, back braces, shakti mats, strapping, different bras, no bra (NOT RECOMMENDED FOR THOSE ABOVE AN F CUP), codeine, tramadol, marijuana and acupuncture.

I want them GONE.

Even when I was fit enough to swim lake Taupō in a relay at 16 years old, I STILL had to deal with pain every day from the weight I carry on my chest.

Please help me get rid of these burdens so I can live my breast life!

All the breast,

Debbie